<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552</id><updated>2011-08-13T14:55:21.821+02:00</updated><category term='corduroy'/><category term='mom'/><category term='sandwiches'/><category term='dancing'/><category term='schubert'/><category term='students'/><title type='text'>slow growin'</title><subtitle type='html'>"'Small herbs have grace,
great weeds do grow apace.'
And since, methinks,
I would not grow so fast,
Because sweet flow'rs are slow 
and weeds make haste."
-York in Richard III</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>173</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-4331665233225954766</id><published>2010-03-11T22:15:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T11:50:14.289+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A Promise Fulfilled</title><summary type='text'>We went to pick up Isaac's ring in Lörrach Monday, and I went to the ATM in Kandern to have cash for the ring. I am in the middle of working to pay off my credit card, so I had been hoping to pay cash instead. "Not enough funds," it told me. So I subtracted 100 Euros. "Not enough funds." I asked for another 100 Euros less. "Still not enough, you idiot!" it said.Finally, I scraped out some bills -</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/4331665233225954766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=4331665233225954766&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/4331665233225954766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/4331665233225954766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2010/03/promise-fulfilled.html' title='A Promise Fulfilled'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BL08InoVTuc/S5lgAxnbXfI/AAAAAAAAAC4/D0Rep10Z2nk/s72-c/IMG_4582.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-5576762266844583863</id><published>2010-02-19T11:40:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T11:49:53.911+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Improvisation</title><summary type='text'>"Now we're going to use this 12-bar blues progression to improvise. I'll play I, IV &amp; V while you use the blues scale in your right hand to improvise a melody."*shuffling while students plug in headphones &amp; adjust for exercise*"But, Miss Morton, if it's improvising, why do we have to stay with you?"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/5576762266844583863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=5576762266844583863&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5576762266844583863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5576762266844583863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2010/02/improvisation-exercise.html' title='Improvisation'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-9174162852389897728</id><published>2009-09-28T15:02:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T15:09:26.913+02:00</updated><title type='text'>The Dependence of Asking</title><summary type='text'>This fall marks my fifth year at Black Forest Academy. Time goes by so quickly! My best friend and former roommate in Wichita remarked that this means I have now lived in Germany longer than we lived together in Kansas. What a landmark!I am so grateful to you for your support and prayers for me these past four years. How did God do it? How did He get me get here? The original plan was teaching </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/9174162852389897728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=9174162852389897728&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/9174162852389897728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/9174162852389897728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/09/dependence-of-asking.html' title='The Dependence of Asking'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-7466406427823178570</id><published>2009-06-28T00:17:00.007+02:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T01:37:11.474+02:00</updated><title type='text'>My Story: Part 2 (in response to the youth at River)</title><summary type='text'>Okay, take a minute to think of a time you were rejected. I'll wait... Got it? How did you feel? (e.g. Angry? Hurt?) Why do you think you felt that way? (e.g. Unmet expectations, hurtful words, identity crisis) Now turn to a neighbor and discuss how you felt and why.As a review: I had applied to a mission agency in order to teach piano at Black Forest Academy, but I was rejected by that agency. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/7466406427823178570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=7466406427823178570&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/7466406427823178570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/7466406427823178570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-story-part-2-in-response-to-youth-at.html' title='My Story: Part 2 (in response to the youth at River)'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BL08InoVTuc/SkaqJKpFLLI/AAAAAAAAACc/IqHTMG2d250/s72-c/S8002569.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-1678936667668698358</id><published>2009-06-05T00:47:00.007+02:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T21:30:42.514+02:00</updated><title type='text'>My Story: Part 1 (in response to the youth of River)</title><summary type='text'>My name is Suzanne, and I am 31 years old. I grew up in the Dallas area, went to college in Arkansas for 4 years and graduate school in Wichita (which is how I found my church, River). I went to River for 5 years before moving to Germany to teach piano at Black Forest Academy (BFA).When I was 12, I went forward at a chapel service to tell God that I would be his missionary. I think in the back of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/1678936667668698358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=1678936667668698358&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/1678936667668698358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/1678936667668698358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-story-part-1-in-response-to-youth-of.html' title='My Story: Part 1 (in response to the youth of River)'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BL08InoVTuc/SihQuI0nsmI/AAAAAAAAACE/aSd01YFlh44/s72-c/Ticino+07+019.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-8528366197283192102</id><published>2009-05-11T23:47:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T23:58:39.740+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Playing</title><summary type='text'>Today I want to learn how to play the accordion... so I'm knitting instead.I heard a statistic recently about our generation's struggle to be present in the moment.... what was I saying?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/8528366197283192102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=8528366197283192102&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/8528366197283192102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/8528366197283192102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2009/05/playing.html' title='Playing'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BL08InoVTuc/Sgid104XKRI/AAAAAAAAAB8/PyO3xAbXPdo/s72-c/S8003052.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-8652801118733079298</id><published>2008-12-31T00:01:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T21:32:50.887+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pumpkin Baked Oatmeal Recipe</title><summary type='text'>Of all of God's vegetable creations, the pumpkin has to be one of His yummiest. This semi-annual blogger is a fan of all things pumpkin: pumpkin pancakes, pumpkin bread, pumpkin soup (especially at the German restaurant Fünfschilling in Fischingen), pumpkin cake, pumpkin spice lattes, and pumpkin Coffee Mate.Hmm. Is that really how you spell pumpkin? I have now discovered baked oatmeal here in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/8652801118733079298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=8652801118733079298&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/8652801118733079298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/8652801118733079298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2008/12/pumpkin-baked-oatmeal.html' title='Pumpkin Baked Oatmeal Recipe'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-3081550767607291315</id><published>2008-01-16T09:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T09:40:03.812+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schubert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sandwiches'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corduroy'/><title type='text'>Bite-Size Senses</title><summary type='text'>"Your office smells good."I get that a lot, and I am very proud of it. These smells bring distinction, yea even honor, to my humble place of work. So burn on, Gingerbread. Burn on, French Vanilla. I will not stop you.This week has been bite-size. I've trimmed my nails and kept the living room picked up. I had an afternoon with a roommate and worked 10 minutes a day on a music festival program. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/3081550767607291315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=3081550767607291315&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/3081550767607291315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/3081550767607291315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2008/01/bite-size-senses.html' title='Bite-Size Senses'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BL08InoVTuc/R43C2Az6hBI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Oc448bzSP7s/s72-c/bitesize_cream_puffs.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-5241998794959569649</id><published>2007-06-17T23:30:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-06-17T23:53:23.997+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Contentment</title><summary type='text'>There's more to say. There's more to be said, and sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be able to say it all. I remember very clearly as a girl wishing that someone could crawl inside my head and know my thoughts without me having to take the time to articulate them. I walk out of libraries, especially those in Europe, overwhelmed by the sheer number of volumes that I will never read. Last night, it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/5241998794959569649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=5241998794959569649&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5241998794959569649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5241998794959569649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/06/contentment.html' title='Contentment'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-2897336537281889804</id><published>2007-04-27T10:54:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T11:25:06.819+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='students'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mom'/><title type='text'>To Gloria</title><summary type='text'>"James, time for your lesson," I called to my fourth-grade student in the gym over trampoline. "Wait, I think Ms. Morton looks like she needs to jump. What do you guys think?" asked Mr. Pelton, their gym teacher. "Yeah!!!" was the uproarious and unanimous reply of the other fourth graders gathered around the trampoline, eagerly awaiting their own turn. "Really?" I asked. I may have also been </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/2897336537281889804/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=2897336537281889804&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/2897336537281889804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/2897336537281889804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/04/to-gloria.html' title='To Gloria'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-416733581635660284</id><published>2007-04-14T10:44:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T10:52:57.713+02:00</updated><title type='text'>But most of all, I wish it for myself</title><summary type='text'>We said goodbye to Anna Pearl yesterday. There is a deep longing in me to be original. It claws at me when I see a painting of daffodils in the teacher lounge or a night sky full of stars. I planned to write music during my time off this week. Reading Psalm 37 and entering the early stages of a grieving process, I want to respond with originality. But this week has left me feeling like my swollen</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/416733581635660284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=416733581635660284&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/416733581635660284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/416733581635660284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/04/but-most-of-all-i-wish-it-for-myself.html' title='But most of all, I wish it for myself'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-2682462687774809842</id><published>2007-03-20T11:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T11:23:12.820+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Waiting</title><summary type='text'>Wait for the Lord;     be strong and take heart     and wait for the Lord.I wait for the Lord, my soul waits,     and in his word I put my hope.My soul waits for the Lord     more than watchmen wait for the morning,     more than watchmen wait for the morning.O Israel, put your hope in the Lord,     for with the Lord is unfailing love     and with him is full redemption.Yet the Lord longs to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/2682462687774809842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=2682462687774809842&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/2682462687774809842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/2682462687774809842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/03/waiting.html' title='Waiting'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-2104289006758616686</id><published>2007-03-09T08:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-03-09T10:16:14.101+01:00</updated><title type='text'>All Good Things</title><summary type='text'>Were any of the women who followed Jesus ever in love with him? I really don't see how they couldn't have felt an attraction to such a man - as he healed the lame, he healed her. As he spoke words that stirred crowds, he was stirring her.Jesus has been drawing me from my bed this week to wait for Him and to talk to Him.At staff devotions this morning, I read a story I wrote two years ago while in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/2104289006758616686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=2104289006758616686&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/2104289006758616686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/2104289006758616686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/03/all-good-things.html' title='All Good Things'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-5805023926053511403</id><published>2007-02-06T09:14:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T09:48:52.625+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Fail safe</title><summary type='text'>"One of the greatest gifts we can offer another person is a safe place to fail." --John Lynch, Bill McNichol, and another author who I can't remember, TrueFacedI've got a pristinely-perfect, unopened package of Oral-B Satin Floss in my desk drawer at school. I just opened the drawer to check the spelling of "Oral-B." I reread the above two sentences three times for errors before continuing to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/5805023926053511403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=5805023926053511403&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5805023926053511403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5805023926053511403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/02/fail-safe.html' title='Fail safe'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-5972666737382738565</id><published>2007-01-13T23:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-13T23:50:39.020+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheese</title><summary type='text'>I walked out for pizza tonight. At the one bus stop between our place and the pizza shop, I passed thirty grown German men dressed in monster costumes. They were carrying their masks, but their arms and legs were brown and grizzly. I think one of them may have fallen in love with me as I passed--I'm sure I heard grunting and caught the beginnings of a mating ritual. Well, there was some jumping </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/5972666737382738565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=5972666737382738565&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5972666737382738565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/5972666737382738565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/01/cheese.html' title='Cheese'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-1922204381204873831</id><published>2007-01-10T22:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T22:23:30.244+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ein Gedicht zu einer beherzten Katze, die mir die ganze Welt ist und wahrscheinlich wird länger als mich leben, mindestens kann man hoffen, oder?</title><summary type='text'>Meine Katze liebt mich treu,sie geht in ihrer Streu.English subtitles: A poem to a beloved cat that means the world to me and will most likely outlive me, at least one can hope, right? My cat loves me truly,she "goes" in her litter.ok, fine. so it doesn't rhyme in English.shoot me.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/1922204381204873831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=1922204381204873831&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/1922204381204873831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/1922204381204873831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2007/01/ein-gedicht-zu-einer-beherzten-katze.html' title='Ein Gedicht zu einer beherzten Katze, die mir die ganze Welt ist und wahrscheinlich wird länger als mich leben, mindestens kann man hoffen, oder?'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-8516082646678707368</id><published>2006-12-29T06:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T08:39:18.112+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Wrong Exits</title><summary type='text'>npr replayed a terri gross interview with stuart murdock of belle &amp; sebastian. terri played murdock's lyrics . . .if you find yourself caught in love / say a prayer to the man above / thank him for everything you know / you should thank him for every breath you blow / if you find yourself caught in love / say a prayer to the man above / you should thank him for every day you pass / thank him for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/8516082646678707368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=8516082646678707368&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/8516082646678707368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/8516082646678707368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/12/wrong-exits.html' title='Wrong Exits'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-116189398810660327</id><published>2006-10-26T22:16:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:10.660+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Fall Party Fun, Part 2</title><summary type='text'>be sure to watch after the first one. that's why it's called "part two."line missing between Part 1 &amp; Part 2:"...I didn't know."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/116189398810660327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=116189398810660327&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/116189398810660327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/116189398810660327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/10/fall-party-fun-part-2.html' title='Fall Party Fun, Part 2'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-116094233765359237</id><published>2006-10-15T21:57:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:10.508+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Fall Party Fun, Part 1</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/116094233765359237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=116094233765359237&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/116094233765359237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/116094233765359237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/10/fall-party-fun-part-1.html' title='Fall Party Fun, Part 1'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115550574727770966</id><published>2006-08-13T23:11:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.861+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Summer Bloggin</title><summary type='text'>A friend of mine was playing with a roll of duct tape on the couch tonight. After it had hit me for the third time I said, "You know some people have made whole purses and outfits and things out of that stuff."To which he replied, "Yeah, I've even heard about people showing up to prom completely decked out in it."I just kind of stared at him disbelievingly and grabbed his laptop. Knowing me well,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115550574727770966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115550574727770966&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115550574727770966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115550574727770966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/08/summer-bloggin.html' title='Summer Bloggin'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115493007260961865</id><published>2006-08-07T07:29:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.771+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Missing Kansas</title><summary type='text'>I stripped my brown sweater yesterday of its brown buttons and replaced them with French-flea-market ones with little pink flowers.I think the rooster-crowing-at-the-sun thing is a bunch of bunk. The rooster that lives next door to us only crows in the middle of the afternoon. It's 7:00 a.m., I haven't heard a peep out of him yet, and the sun's been up for two hours.My cat crawled into my lap </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115493007260961865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115493007260961865&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115493007260961865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115493007260961865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/08/missing-kansas.html' title='Missing Kansas'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115390822000670403</id><published>2006-07-26T11:46:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.685+01:00</updated><title type='text'>TrueFaced</title><summary type='text'>I think God's been taking me down a path of laying at his feet my worries, fears, and hopes of what others think of me and my work. A book called TrueFaced by Thrall, McNicol, and Lynch describes it as trusting God--trusting what he says about who I am already, that he is already pleased by me, and that I can please him no more than I do right now. That's some major trust.I was supposed to pick </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115390822000670403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115390822000670403&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115390822000670403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115390822000670403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/truefaced.html' title='TrueFaced'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115351800187607487</id><published>2006-07-21T23:40:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.600+01:00</updated><title type='text'>My World Cup Tribute</title><summary type='text'>that crazy screen you're seeing in the background (that is, unless you're blinded by the cuteness in the foreground) is the official fanfest area in frankfurt. that baby was double-sided, double-stick fun for the espana game in which we partook.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115351800187607487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115351800187607487&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351800187607487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351800187607487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/my-world-cup-tribute.html' title='My World Cup Tribute'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115351782286351235</id><published>2006-07-21T23:37:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.517+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>those crazy germans.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115351782286351235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115351782286351235&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351782286351235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351782286351235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/those-crazy-germans.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115351780310313814</id><published>2006-07-21T23:36:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.435+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>a skyscraper in frankfurt. the word for skyscraper in german is "Hochhaus," which literally means "high house."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115351780310313814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115351780310313814&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351780310313814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115351765232314191</id><published>2006-07-21T23:34:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.255+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>drive-by waving.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115351765232314191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115351765232314191&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351765232314191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351765232314191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/drive-by-waving.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115351758951654330</id><published>2006-07-21T23:33:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.177+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>the teens at the local cafe hanging out together. the guy up on the mantel was the self-proclaimed cheer leader. they love them some football.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115351758951654330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'></title><summary type='text'>thar she blows!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115351751932372473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115351751932372473&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351751932372473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115351751932372473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/thar-she-blows.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115347049188461722</id><published>2006-07-21T10:25:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:09.017+01:00</updated><title type='text'>the best part of wakin' up . . .</title><summary type='text'>i woke up to this email today:"i have a very reserved, kind of nerdy first-grade student who always plays ahead in his book. so whenever we are starting a new piece he can already play it, but just with a screwed up rhythm. he is very small and polite, and he is asian but does not have any kind of accent--but he said something today that shocked me so much that i thought at first he was speaking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115347049188461722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115347049188461722&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115347049188461722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115347049188461722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/best-part-of-wakin-up.html' title='the best part of wakin&apos; up . . .'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115339155154434170</id><published>2006-07-20T12:30:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.941+01:00</updated><title type='text'>meet the newest family member</title><summary type='text'>hit ctrl + end to meet the new baby!kittyrific will now be here to entertain you for those long months between posts.  treat her nice. no knives or flame-throwers allowed. and myles, watch where you're driving.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115339155154434170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115339155154434170&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115339155154434170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115339155154434170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/meet-newest-family-member.html' title='meet the newest family member'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115290821710940837</id><published>2006-07-14T22:07:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.849+01:00</updated><title type='text'>idylls &amp; idols</title><summary type='text'>“When the work takes over, then the artist is enabled to get out of the way, not to interfere…then the artist listens.” -Madeleine L'Engle, Walking on Waterworship makes me uncomfortable.i had been looking forward to tonight's worship concert all week. "looking forward to" really means "experiencing simultaneous enthusiasm and dread." there's a stirring and then just staring.dr. parsons spoke </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115290821710940837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115290821710940837&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115290821710940837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115290821710940837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/07/idylls-idols.html' title='idylls &amp; idols'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039434660385653</id><published>2006-06-15T19:59:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.773+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ok, as promised, it was a hazy day but if you look closely, you can still make out a bit of africa in the distance to the left and the geat continent of europe (spain) on the right. we were standing on the rock of gibraltar, which is technically britain, and also the very spot where timothy dalton walked as 007 in "living daylights." now if that ain't vacation . . . </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039434660385653/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039434660385653&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039434660385653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039434660385653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/ok-as-promised-it-was-hazy-day-but-if.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039416809590975</id><published>2006-06-15T19:56:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.692+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>this was my new friend carl. we met on gibraltar, but it was a short-lived relationship. i refused to give him any sugar. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039416809590975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039416809590975&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039416809590975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039416809590975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/this-was-my-new-friend-carl.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039407008889201</id><published>2006-06-15T19:54:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.603+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>se�or pepe peep, our faithful traveling companion on spring break, enjoying a little sun.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039407008889201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039407008889201&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039407008889201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039407008889201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/seor-pepe-peep-our-faithful-traveling.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039394088247763</id><published>2006-06-15T19:52:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.520+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>se�or peep climbing the rock of gibraltar.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039394088247763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039394088247763&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039394088247763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039394088247763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/seor-peep-climbing-rock-of-gibraltar.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039381092683568</id><published>2006-06-15T19:50:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.446+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>these are the two ladies responsible for our beautiful vacation in spain. thanks, guys! we had such an incredible time. they each received a mr. pepe peep tshirt for inviting us to accompany them. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039381092683568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039381092683568&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039381092683568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039381092683568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/these-are-two-ladies-responsible-for.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039367575166395</id><published>2006-06-15T19:47:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.356+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>our feet on the mediterranean shore.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039367575166395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039367575166395&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039367575166395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039367575166395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039357486775981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039357486775981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/gena-and-her-camel.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039352196439516</id><published>2006-06-15T19:45:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.196+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>a stop for coffee. this was our second attempt at photographing ourselves. this one's better.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039352196439516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039352196439516&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039352196439516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039352196439516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/stop-for-coffee.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039347414126392</id><published>2006-06-15T19:44:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:08.121+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>it was holy week, and in spain that's a big deal. every town has its own parade with elaborate floats dedicated to the memory of Jesus' final moments. this parade was in malaga in a reach-over-the-maddening-crowd kind of way.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039347414126392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039347414126392&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039307147189823</id><published>2006-06-15T19:37:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.969+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>hannah is my first student on wednesdays at Sitzenkirch, and is quite the loose cannon . . . as you can see here. she also speaks french, but sometimes we talk in our own made-up language. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039307147189823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039307147189823&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039307147189823'/><link rel='self' 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lessons, and i think she may have "not heard me calling" a time or two. :) she got through half of her Bastien level two books this year and did an amazing job of improving her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039270686766758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039270686766758&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039270686766758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039270686766758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/brooklyn-was-my-first-student-at.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039249129853058</id><published>2006-06-15T19:28:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.808+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>peggy, the violin teacher, and i played for the staff appreciation dinner this year. they had the most beauuuuuuuuutiful steinway grand at the hall we rented, so of course i had to give it a whirl after the dinner as well. gena and whitney thought this was the perfect photo opportunity. i just like those guys...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039249129853058/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039249129853058&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039249129853058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039249129853058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/peggy-violin-teacher-and-i-played-for.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039239492972453</id><published>2006-06-15T19:26:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.730+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>fasching was earlier this spring, and is a pretty big deal in this area. this is a view out one of our skylight windows. there's a little band gathered around the fountain, and if you look closely, you'll see people dressed up in furry costumes as well. those crazy germans.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039239492972453/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039239492972453&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039220957007425</id><published>2006-06-15T19:23:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.565+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>clockwise around table from left: whitney, micah, sharri, julia (nice face!), and heather (she belongs to micah)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039220957007425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039220957007425&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039220957007425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039220957007425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/clockwise-around-table-from-left.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039215886339683</id><published>2006-06-15T19:22:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.486+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>clockwise from left: me, Chrissy, Chris (behind my big head), beth, heather, sharri. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039215886339683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039215886339683&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039215886339683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039215886339683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/clockwise-from-left-me-chrissy-chris.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039209857710430</id><published>2006-06-15T19:21:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.399+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i found this little record player earlier this year, and designated myself DJ for dave &amp; beth's bye party. it was our first use of the little porch we discovered two months ago. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039209857710430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039209857710430&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039209857710430'/><link rel='self' 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soccer balls.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039201157367916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039201157367916&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039201157367916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039201157367916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-roommate-gena-was-head-girls-soccer.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039192446750044</id><published>2006-06-15T19:18:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.205+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>dave and beth have been such a fun part of this first year in kandern. beth and i led our small group of sophomores together, and saw each other on mondays and wednesdays when i taught at the elementary school. we both like newberry medal award-winning books (madeleine' l'engle's wrinkle in time is on that list) and took up felting together -- her felting skills have really taken off, however, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039192446750044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039192446750044&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039192446750044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039192446750044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/dave-and-beth-have-been-such-fun-part.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039167537718917</id><published>2006-06-15T19:14:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.132+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>they came in contact! we'll miss you, dave &amp; beth!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039167537718917/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039167537718917&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039167537718917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039167537718917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/they-came-in-contact-well-miss-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039162658763429</id><published>2006-06-15T19:13:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:07.057+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>there they are -- the graduates of 06!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039162658763429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039162658763429&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039158876023944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039158876023944&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039158876023944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039158876023944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/06/football-fever-is-going-strong.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-115039156833581673</id><published>2006-06-15T19:12:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:06.895+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>so here we are today -- cleaning</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/115039156833581673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=115039156833581673&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039156833581673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/115039156833581673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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We went to see the Rock of Gibraltar today and there are wild and free monkeys! A baby walked right up to us! It was amazing. I promise to post pictures--including one of the Spanish and Moroccan coasts in the same picture! Oh my goodness this world is incredible!Love you guys!Suz</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114469238195640731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114469238195640731&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114469238195640731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114469238195640731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/04/espana.html' title='Espana'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114410021721282126</id><published>2006-04-03T22:14:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:06.658+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Smithing</title><summary type='text'>to KevinWe couldn't find the nails.We had sought and sought. We were exhausted from the soughting. Gena and I had been up and down the aisles of Bauhaus, the German Home Depot, looking watchedly for the little boogers. We had found circular Christmas lights, browsed magnetic photo-covers for your washing machine, and finally located hammers, but no nails. And as much as I say I am loving learning</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114410021721282126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114410021721282126&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114410021721282126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114410021721282126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/04/smithing.html' title='Smithing'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114165103923180537</id><published>2006-03-06T13:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:06.509+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Jewish Nation and Me, Part 1: Seder Barbie</title><summary type='text'>Oi! You must watch this film! (It received honorable mention at Sundance this year.)I got my first Barbie in first grade. She had a purple-sequined gown with a versatile silk wrap that I could twist behind her head or around her plastic arms. Marianne, the daughter of the pastor of the church that had started our little Christian school, gave her to me. She was in second grade. Josh was in second</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114165103923180537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114165103923180537&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114165103923180537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114165103923180537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/03/jewish-nation-and-me-part-1-seder.html' title='The Jewish Nation and Me, Part 1: Seder Barbie'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073048471727360</id><published>2006-02-23T22:34:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:06.266+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>our living room is now yellow!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073048471727360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114073048471727360&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073048471727360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073048471727360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073040321706794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073040321706794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/view-from-my-bedroom-window.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073035475002778</id><published>2006-02-23T22:32:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:06.008+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>the other view from my bedroom window</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073035475002778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114073035475002778&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073035475002778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073035475002778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/other-view-from-my-bedroom-window.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073030250217400</id><published>2006-02-23T22:31:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.933+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bern Bears</title><summary type='text'>"awwww, beeeears!"Gena's favorite part of Bern was the bears. These are only two of the ten pictures she took of them... Bern means "bears," and the city has apparently kept bears for over two hundred years. I don't know... they didn't look that old. *mwu-wah-hah*another bear</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073030250217400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114073030250217400&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073030250217400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073030250217400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/bern-bears.html' title='Bern Bears'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073028666422052</id><published>2006-02-23T22:31:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.854+01:00</updated><title type='text'>285 steps of Bern</title><summary type='text'>beth, whitney, and me. gena was behind the camera. we took a weekend daytrip to the Swiss capital. it's about two hours away from kandern, or, as i like to put it, a full four games of sudoku. we climbed this there...in order to see this. looking closer at our view, we discovered dirty laundry, an empty birdcage being used as an outdoor fridge, and i revisited a bout with fear of verticals.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073028666422052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073025501585902</id><published>2006-02-23T22:30:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.776+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>why yes, that is the celebrated ogre-eating-children fountain that you have heard so much about.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073025501585902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114073025501585902&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073025501585902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073025501585902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/why-yes-that-is-celebrated-ogre-eating.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073023051825454</id><published>2006-02-23T22:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.702+01:00</updated><title type='text'>now that's a slide.</title><summary type='text'>whitney had seen the spinny-thingy from the top of the cathedral and just had to sit in it...so we did, too</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073023051825454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114073023051825454&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073023051825454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073023051825454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/now-thats-slide.html' title='now that&apos;s a slide.'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114073005828336020</id><published>2006-02-23T22:27:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.468+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>a musical fly... we apparently hit the city during a protest of the World Economic Forum that was soon to be held in a Swiss resort town. this guy sure made me think twice about my use of the Dsus in a C Minor world...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114073005828336020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114073005828336020&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073005828336020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114073005828336020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/musical-fly.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114072986230227534</id><published>2006-02-23T22:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.397+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>me, beth, and cappuccino in bern</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114072986230227534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114072986230227534&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114072986230227534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114072986230227534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/me-beth-and-cappuccino-in-bern.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-114064286582426185</id><published>2006-02-22T22:09:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.250+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Miss Emily</title><summary type='text'>Dear Miss Suzanne,Hi, I am ******'s daughter. They have Awana Clubs here in Missouri. In my Awana book says that I need to write a letter to a missionary and ask them some questions.Could you please answer some questions:Where do you work? What is your job? What is the hardest part about being a missionary? What do you like best about being a missionary?Thank you for answering these questions!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/114064286582426185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=114064286582426185&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114064286582426185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/114064286582426185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/dear-miss-emily.html' title='Dear Miss Emily'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113985659333183830</id><published>2006-02-13T18:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:05.088+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Gerontophobia</title><summary type='text'>Tonight's the Valentine's party at school, and I've been home sick all day sleeping, coughing, blowing my nose, and watching the sixth season of Frasier (thanks, Sharri). On Friday, the high school guys were supposed to wear a hat to school if they were available, and the girls would then pin something to the hat of the guy they asked to the Valentine party. Girls at the dorm on Thursday night </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113985659333183830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113985659333183830&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113985659333183830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113985659333183830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/02/gerontophobia.html' title='Gerontophobia'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113766739770075270</id><published>2006-01-19T10:41:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:04.934+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Today</title><summary type='text'>I am now sitting at school at my desk in my office that I am oh-so-proud-of. The walls have finally been hung with a painting of daffodils on a red background, a mirror (for the flute students who need to check their embouchure--I promise), and a music staff-lined chalkboard with the question, "What is a scale?" The tall, curly bamboo that I bought at IKEA last fall is still twisting toward the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113766739770075270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113766739770075270&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113766739770075270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113766739770075270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/01/today.html' title='Today'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113736288302608015</id><published>2006-01-15T23:08:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:04.849+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I Fought the Settlers, and the, Settlers won</title><summary type='text'>It has pursued me, and it has won.the settlers of catanI love this game. Mz first invitation to plaz was over a zear ago, and I plazed for the first time last night. Thanks for having a birthdaz, Dave. It has changed mz life.Germans know their Wurst, snowsports, and games that involve cards. Promise me. Promise me... if zou are given the chance to plaz that zou will take that chance. Zou see, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113736288302608015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113736288302608015&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113736288302608015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113736288302608015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-fought-settlers-and-settlers-won.html' title='I Fought the Settlers, and the, Settlers won'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113413125465444189</id><published>2005-12-09T13:26:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:04.775+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Pink Pants and Santa Shoes</title><summary type='text'>I remember reading a children's book when I was little about how different countries of the world celebrated Christmas. The illustrations showed drawings of little boys and little girls in their native garb holding a symbol of their way of celebrating (a synechdoche, if you will). In my heart of hearts, those pictures have continued to come to mind when I hear again of those traditions. If I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113413125465444189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113413125465444189&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113413125465444189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113413125465444189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/12/pink-pants-and-santa-shoes.html' title='Pink Pants and Santa Shoes'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113397671462953464</id><published>2005-12-07T18:31:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:04.339+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Deck the Claws</title><summary type='text'>Ah... thanks, Sean--a topic. Similarly to a man-of-glass shipping himself to the Americas as a Christmas present, this post will arrive in pieces.kitties get advent calendars, too... "meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow, meow, meow." the girl is Alyssa, one of my roommate's small group girls. she loooooves Edwina.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113397671462953464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113397671462953464&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113397671462953464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113397671462953464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/12/deck-claws.html' title='Deck the Claws'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113027404525669205</id><published>2005-10-26T06:06:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:04.191+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Death by Death Ray</title><summary type='text'>The things you find when you google yourself... egosurfing, I believe it is aptly named. The following are excerpts from the very first episode of Law &amp; Order in 1990. (I'm the dead girl.)Dr. Raza: My children want to stay in this country, my wife wants to stay, and to stay, all I have to do is to be perfect all the time!Det. Mike Logan: Well you, uh, fell a little short of perfection on Suzanne </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113027404525669205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113027404525669205&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113027404525669205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113027404525669205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/10/death-by-death-ray.html' title='Death by Death Ray'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-113010433947239169</id><published>2005-10-24T06:13:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:04.005+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A Two-Edged Hope</title><summary type='text'>"We must come to accept and even honor our creatureliness. The offering of ourselves can only be the offering of our lived experience because this alone is who we are. And who we are--not who we want to be--is the only offering we have to give."--Richard Foster, PrayerThere is so much in my heart right now--so much to say. It's so full, and I can feel it bubbling over already. It seeped into ten </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/113010433947239169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=113010433947239169&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113010433947239169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/113010433947239169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/10/two-edged-hope.html' title='A Two-Edged Hope'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112662652860891991</id><published>2005-09-13T17:26:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.936+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Subtitled: I Can't Keep This From You</title><summary type='text'>1.Our landlord Tomas came up to introduce his family to us last week--his wife Birgit, his son Alexander, and his daughter Katharina. Thomas was telling us about rent and how to get DSL, Birgit was listening, Alexander was hanging on the stairwell railing, and Katharina stood in front of her father beaming up at us.Alexander looks just like the little kid in Jerry Maguire of "The human head </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112662652860891991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112662652860891991&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112662652860891991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112662652860891991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/09/subtitled-i-cant-keep-this-from-you.html' title='Subtitled: I Can&apos;t Keep This From You'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112612882025434078</id><published>2005-09-07T22:56:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.702+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Uphill</title><summary type='text'>"What am I doing?!" In front of me was yet another steep slope in the mountain trail. "I don't think I can do this anymore," I thought to myself but wasn't about to say it out loud. Most of the cross country kids were a good way ahead of me, but Kathryn from Personnel had stayed back to make sure I didn't lose my way."This should be the last steep one before we get to the llamas," she shouted </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112612882025434078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112612882025434078&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112612882025434078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112612882025434078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/09/uphill.html' title='Uphill'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112497969760493045</id><published>2005-08-25T16:21:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.632+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>an outfit that will not be making the trip. alas, fare thee well . . . </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112497969760493045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112497969760493045&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112497969760493045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112497969760493045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/outfit-that-will-not-be-making-trip.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112489151294675470</id><published>2005-08-24T15:51:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.557+01:00</updated><title type='text'>*insert trumpets here*</title><summary type='text'>Dearest Highness Ellen,*insert groveling bow here*Mine ears have heard the most wondrous tales of your talent and beauty from afar. The good Queen Rachel and the newly-crowned Queen Jennie speak only of the delights of being a member of your court. They have praised your goodness and your generosity and have compelled me to come before you with my plea.I am no more than your loyal servant, but I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112489151294675470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112489151294675470&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112489151294675470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112489151294675470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/insert-trumpets-here.html' title='*insert trumpets here*'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112485975146731433</id><published>2005-08-24T06:48:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.485+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Time to Get Ill</title><summary type='text'>Licensed to Ill is only $7.99 on iTunes. Thirteen white-man-overbiting, head-nodding, arms-pumping-above-head tracks for the same price as half a batman tshirt.Sure Shot isn't on it, though. I had to purchase that one separately.If leaving this place should feel a bit like dying, then I am expecting St. Peter to meet me at the gate greatly disappointed if I haven't met my Beastie Boys quota by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112485975146731433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112485975146731433&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112485975146731433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112485975146731433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/time-to-get-ill.html' title='Time to Get Ill'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112463583666533729</id><published>2005-08-21T16:09:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.412+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Leaving on a Jet Plane</title><summary type='text'>I am leaving!! My flight leaves Friday, and I am in mass-panic mode. I may not post much this week, but I'll try to at least leave vignettes if at all possible.Yesterday: co-hosted wedding shower for Chris and Alicia. They will be getting married while I'm gone. It was my first time to meet Alicia, and she is beautiful. I'm very proud of your choice, Chris, and very excited for you. I then </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112463583666533729/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112463583666533729&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112463583666533729'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112463583666533729'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/leaving-on-jet-plane.html' title='Leaving on a Jet Plane'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112425615058216939</id><published>2005-08-17T07:07:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:03.179+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Scrubbing &amp; Surfing</title><summary type='text'>The dental assistant job ended yesterday, and I find myself once again unemployed. So what do I do to occupy my day? I clean the bathroom. For three hours. Three hours, folks. And this is not a large bathroom. The tall people on Ellen's site would hit their knees when they squat. Somehow, I managed to scrub for half an afternoon. I scrubbed and re-organized our three-person corner caddy and found</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112425615058216939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112425615058216939&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112425615058216939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112425615058216939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/scrubbing-surfing.html' title='Scrubbing &amp; Surfing'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112400202483677952</id><published>2005-08-14T08:22:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:08:02.944+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Jesus Christ</title><summary type='text'>I went to see The Killers tonight for the first time--nice. I gotta admit I was a bit skeptical about them at first, but I highly recommend you catch them live if at all possible.mm, mm, goodAfter rocking out to "Somebody Told Me" and "Mr. Brightside," we went to IHOP for late-night pancakes. It was our 18-year-old waitress Rashael's second night on the floor by herself, "So I hope I do okay," </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112400202483677952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112400202483677952&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112400202483677952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112400202483677952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/jesus-christ.html' title='Jesus Christ'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112373281021802768</id><published>2005-08-11T05:14:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:58.154+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth</title><summary type='text'>So I've been pretty busy this week. By night, catching up with friends on the phone, trying to raise the last 35% of my monthly support, and writing thank-yous for those wonderful souls who make up the first 65%. By day--a dental assistant. No, you read that right--a dental assistant. i did this all by myself!I am now a semi-certified, x-ray-developing, instrument-sterilizing, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112373281021802768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112373281021802768&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112373281021802768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112373281021802768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/tooth-and-nothing-but-tooth.html' title='The Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112201071715810089</id><published>2005-08-01T08:23:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:57.934+01:00</updated><title type='text'>100 Things About Moi (II of IV)</title><summary type='text'>26. The worst lie I ever told was at summer camp in Wisconsin. We had meals family-style, and I seemed to always get stuck at the end of the table, where the servings plates got passed last. This particular evening, we were having fried chicken, and I had my eye on a particularly juicy-looking piece when Jackie, who slept two bunks over from me and had made fun of my favorite t-shirt, decided she</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112201071715810089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112201071715810089&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112201071715810089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112201071715810089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/08/100-things-about-moi-ii-of-iv.html' title='100 Things About Moi (II of IV)'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112222857464000439</id><published>2005-07-24T20:00:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:58.009+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>What makes a Christian marriage unique? How can we, as Christians, be expected to weather lives that those without Jesus are not expected to survive or even respond well to? Is there any difference? Can I really make a difference? Can I really love someone well and permanently? Is that even possible? What really happens when the googly-eyes are gone? What then? Choice? Courage? Do they really </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112222857464000439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112222857464000439&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112222857464000439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112222857464000439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/what-makes-christian-marriage-unique.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-111915325458201563</id><published>2005-07-19T15:23:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.302+01:00</updated><title type='text'>100 Things About Moi (I of IV)</title><summary type='text'>1. I really like baseball. This is defined by relishing the memory of the Athletics in the 80's and going to Ranger games with my family as a kid. My brother collected the baseball cards, and I organized them. We once counted over 10,000 cards. So, I guess, really, I like to organize, and baseball got in the middle.2. I witnessed Nolan Ryan's 5000th strikeout from the first baseline at Arlington </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/111915325458201563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=111915325458201563&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111915325458201563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111915325458201563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/100-things-about-moi-i-of-iv.html' title='100 Things About Moi (I of IV)'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112174297432064752</id><published>2005-07-19T05:16:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:57.844+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Last Week of the Firsts</title><summary type='text'>Well, it's finally here . . . my last week of teaching as I've known it. I've been looking forward to it, and now that it's here, I'm just not sure if I'm ready to leave. Today, one of my cute little students gave me this picture from our spring recital and some nice, travel-sized shampoos--because I'm going to be traveling . . . sooo cute.rowanPart of me wonders if I'm missing them enough. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112174297432064752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112174297432064752&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112174297432064752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112174297432064752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/last-week-of-firsts.html' title='Last Week of the Firsts'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112145887632213615</id><published>2005-07-15T23:46:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:57.726+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bloggers, Culottes, and Comp</title><summary type='text'>I'm in Cincinnati this weekend visiting my friends Robert and Bobbie. If I were explaining that last sentence to you in person, it would probably come out, "I'm going to see Bobert and Robbie.. uh, I mean..." When he picked me up from the airport, Robert suggested that I reverse the order and say 'Bobbie and Robert.' You're right, Robert, it is easier to say--and type--but I might just have to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112145887632213615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112145887632213615&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112145887632213615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112145887632213615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/bloggers-culottes-and-comp.html' title='Bloggers, Culottes, and Comp'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112122445308570948</id><published>2005-07-13T04:32:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:57.055+01:00</updated><title type='text'>You Did What? Part Two</title><summary type='text'>Allright, so this second installment might be a little anticlimactic--that's okay. That's exactly what I'm going for.Quick review--I had just attempted to embarrass my brother by standing on my chair and introducing him to the whole restaurant, and in the attempt successfully embarrassed myself and the rest of my family. (Serge has since added me to his 'friends list.' Maybe I should try to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112122445308570948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112122445308570948&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112122445308570948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112122445308570948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/you-did-what-part-two.html' title='You Did What? Part Two'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112062674273374676</id><published>2005-07-06T06:02:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.839+01:00</updated><title type='text'>You Did What? Part One</title><summary type='text'>Eh-hem, so yesterday, I mean Sunday, was one of the more beautifully embarrassing days of my life. Unlike Bobbie's and Natalie's stories, however, (which were bee-utiful!!) half of my embarrassing day was on purpose.maybe not as embarrassing as being these guys...Amy and I roadtripped to my parents' bed and breakfast for the fourth of July weekend. We were going to go to the Grand Canyon, but we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112062674273374676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112062674273374676&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112062674273374676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112062674273374676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/you-did-what-part-one.html' title='You Did What? Part One'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112049375775131201</id><published>2005-07-04T18:15:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.728+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Yesterday was one of the more beautifully embarrassing days of my life.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112049375775131201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112049375775131201&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112049375775131201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112049375775131201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/yesterday-was-one-of-more-beautifully.html' title=''/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112025441662742378</id><published>2005-07-01T23:40:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.588+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The E-burfing Challenge!</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so it's been a slow day...Do you ever type in random words or phrases into Ebay's search engine when you're feeling bored or blue? Today I went through "super cool neat," "super cool great," and "oh my gosh." Look where "oh my gosh" got me, oh my gosh!Let's see who can beat that one, shall we? I promise to subjectively choose a winner by July 8. The winner will be sent (yes, by snail mail) a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112025441662742378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112025441662742378&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112025441662742378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112025441662742378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/e-burfing-challenge.html' title='The E-burfing Challenge!'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-112025281052178164</id><published>2005-07-01T23:19:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.521+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Free Cameron!!</title><summary type='text'>You know you want to be like me and take the survey.... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/112025281052178164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=112025281052178164&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112025281052178164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/112025281052178164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/07/free-cameron.html' title='Free Cameron!!'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-111984306750447383</id><published>2005-06-27T05:28:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.453+01:00</updated><title type='text'>This post is not about scissors</title><summary type='text'>I like big . . . (click here to find out what).hint: click play</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/111984306750447383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=111984306750447383&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111984306750447383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111984306750447383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/06/this-post-is-not-about-scissors.html' title='This post is not about scissors'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-111948079793830443</id><published>2005-06-23T00:17:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.380+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Whether I Go to the Right or to the Left</title><summary type='text'>I didn't know what to expect this week in Canada. Oh yeah... so I'm in Canada.For those of you who have just recently tuned in, I will be moving to Germany at the beginning of August to serve as piano instructor for the children of missionaries at Black Forest Academy. I have hesitated to say "I have been called to..." But man, it is becoming more and more apparent that God is pushing, pulling, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/111948079793830443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=111948079793830443&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111948079793830443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111948079793830443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/06/whether-i-go-to-right-or-to-left.html' title='Whether I Go to the Right or to the Left'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-111880685576118309</id><published>2005-06-15T05:35:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.228+01:00</updated><title type='text'>So this is goodbye ...</title><summary type='text'>Well, it's all over. Check it out.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/111880685576118309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=111880685576118309&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111880685576118309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111880685576118309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/06/so-this-is-goodbye.html' title='So this is goodbye ...'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-111872500572556328</id><published>2005-06-14T06:56:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.080+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Hair Don't's &amp; Kitty Do's</title><summary type='text'>So I'm not sure about the new haircut. It's a bit shorter than it's been lately. Janz Team training is next week in Canada, and I've got a thing about meeting people for the first time when I don't think I look like myself. I walked out of the salon after this picture had been taken and put it right up in pigtails . . . kind of. What do you think?Amy's gone for a week, so I made dinner for one </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/111872500572556328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=111872500572556328&amp;isPopup=true' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111872500572556328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111872500572556328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/06/hair-donts-kitty-dos.html' title='Hair Don&apos;t&apos;s &amp; Kitty Do&apos;s'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8966552.post-111829267830744899</id><published>2005-06-09T06:51:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T23:07:56.007+01:00</updated><title type='text'>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the iPod</title><summary type='text'>shuffle me, baby, yeah!I have recently discovered the wonders of the iPod. For one, I really like typing "iPod." I feel so dirty typing a lower case letter before the capital. It makes me feel like a rebel. There's an entire instant-messaging world out there with a blatant lack of respect for the capital letter--a world in which e. e. cummings would s.t.a. (stand tall and proud). The words for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/feeds/111829267830744899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8966552&amp;postID=111829267830744899&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111829267830744899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8966552/posts/default/111829267830744899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://porchswingmonologues.blogspot.com/2005/06/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and.html' title='How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the iPod'/><author><name>Suzanne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01610187388732898561</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://static.flickr.com/70/215308138_92a0f6c276_m.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
