Saturday, December 18, 2004
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"That's just not funny."
Vera never made it to Judy's dinner party. They found her mutilated body in her living room the next morning.
"Who do you think it was, Pete?"
"A dust bunny. Those devils."
Don't make the same mistake Vera did. Call today.