Saturday, January 08, 2005

Dyeing

funny story: (well now, it just has to be, doesn't it...): I had just had my hair colored--my first all-over color--dark. The next week, my parents drove into town for a family funeral (the whole family hadn't died, just my great aunt). so my brother and my parents and I have been driving for an hour and a half into eastern kansas when i finally spoke up to my mom.

me: "didn't you notice my hair?"

mom: "well, yeah..."

me: "do you not like it?"

mom: "well, no, it's not that..."

me: "well then what? what is it?"

mom: "it's just what i've heard about dark hair dye..."

me: "what? what have you heard?"

mom: "it's just that... well... they think it causes bladder cancer."

me: "bladder cancer?"

mom: "yeah."

*pause*

me: "well, if i'm going to die of bladder cancer, mom, the least you can do is tell me you like my hair."

(i love you, mom. check out my parents' bed and breakfast.)

4 comments:

Rick said...

glad it ended up funny after starting at a funeral :) - and my wife loved it. needed that laugh this evening.

Anonymous said...

cancer... yeah...

it's all fun and games until someone loses a nut.

myleswerntz said...

it was good to meet your family again when it wasn't 10 at night at a gas station.

Anonymous said...

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mr jansen