Saturday, January 13, 2007


I walked out for pizza tonight. At the one bus stop between our place and the pizza shop, I passed thirty grown German men dressed in monster costumes. They were carrying their masks, but their arms and legs were brown and grizzly. I think one of them may have fallen in love with me as I passed--I'm sure I heard grunting and caught the beginnings of a mating ritual. Well, there was some jumping around at least . . . And because I wasn't planning on taking any pictures of the Hawaiian delights that I was picking up, I don't have any of this caught on tape. If me and Harry end up with little gremlins, though, you'll be the first to know.


Anonymous said...

Hey dork, it was great to see you over Christmas. Love you,
your not so little brother

matt said...


I am knew here. You are strange, but I think that I knew that already. Aren't we all strange?

I know I am.